Sensei Rick’s Pick of the Week: “No Bull!”

A dairy farmer needed a bull to service his cows and he borrows the money from the bank to buy it. His banker happens to be visiting a week later and asks how the bull was doing. The farmer complains the bull just eats grass all day and won’t even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a vet be called to check the bull over.
The next week the banker called in to see if the vet helped. The farmer looked pleased.
“The bull,” he said, “has serviced all my cows, broken through the fence and serviced all my neighbours cows as well!”
“Wow!” says the banker, “what did the vet do?”
“Just gave him some pills,” repliers the farmer.
“What kind of pills?” asks the banker.
“I don’t know” says the farmer, “but they tasted like chocolate.”