Past your prime but still want travel the world, meet interesting people and sink loads of piss while telling girls what a great martial artist you are. But wait there’s more you don’t even have to go on the mat just shout from the sideline!
The NZJF is currently recruiting a new national coach. The successful applicant will:
• Get on well with the Executive Board
• Not make too much of a fuss about promoting Judo
• Stay awake all day at Judo contests
• Not get caught harassing any female players
The benefits of this role are:
• Pay your own way to international contests
• Pay for your accommodation too
• Pay for your track suit
• Pay for your travel to domestic events
• Pay for accommodation within NZ
• Pay for your coaching courses
We are an equal opportunity employer. Everyone has an opportunity to pay!
Judo Play Boy
If you don’t want to be National Coach you could just join the University Judo Club. If you are young, fit and strong we will pay for you to go to Japan and become the best you can be by playing Judo in a fiercely competitive environment. You will learn Judo the hard way and come back to NZ a better Judoka. Hopefully that means that you will stay in Judo a long time, start a club and grow the sport.
If you are old, fat and weak we will pay for you to go to Master’s Tournaments where your youthful love of Judo can continue supported by travel, boozing and telling women what a ‘lethal’ martial arts master you are. Hopefully that means that you will stay in Judo a long time, join a club, donate time or money and grow the sport.
Naturally...we are simply taking the piss here but it raises a good question – Why can the Auckland University Judo Club, without paid employees, organize subsidized travel for lots of people to promoting Judo but the NZJF can’t even raise money to support a National Coach?
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