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16 September 2013

Masters Judo in Tokyo: Extreme Weather Warning!



WARNING: Participants traveling to Tokyo, Japan should be advised that an extreme weather warning is in effect. The long range forecast for Tokyo indicates that temperatures will reach a scorching 27c degrees by day before plummeting to a freezing 20c degrees by night. The forecast also shows that there is a possibility (approximately 2% chance) of a shower. Contestants are advised to dress accordingly and to stop regularly for refreshments. Just remember these phrases: (a) "Biiru wo kudasai" OR (even better) "Nama biiru wo mittsu onegai shimasu." They should get you through the tough times.

Beware of other things, like!
Shinjuku and Roppongi, lots of yakuza and expensive bars [girls]


In your dreams
In reality

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