Sensei Rick's Pick of the Week: Dry Slippers

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

“Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”

“I can cut them for you” said the pharmacist.

“But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection”

“I am 96” said the old man. “I don’t want an erection

“I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.”