Gay Umbrella All Lee’s Fault Claims Former Olympian

In a statement made earlier today, Sensei rick announced that the gay umbrella seen in this photo was “all Lee’s fault.” Earlier in the week Sensei had been accused of throwing away his reputation as the hard-man of NZ Judo so as to endorse the use of floral, "fruity" umbrellas. He was also accused of promoting Judo in a way that encouraged a new and more sensitive breed. While the jury is still out, cynical commentators are asking just how much water Sensei’s comments hold, particularly when Lee is clearly not receiving any shade benefits from said umbrella.