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24 June 2012

Fresh Veggie goes to Japan on a Uni B.Judo scholarship

Young Nick left for Kyoto for three months intensive judo training yesterday,the club wished him the best of luck in his mission to teach Japanese how to do judo.
We also advised him to give his parents a formal farewell and tell them how much he loved them just in case Nick does not make it back.
Nick has been entered into three death defying monthly shiai thru Daishin dojo in Osaka.
In the meantime the club has hung a large than life photo of Nick in the dojo so that we can all  remember what he looked like before he left.
Nick will be staying at Shimeikaikan Judo Hall for Uni judo students.
Clubs he will be training at are as follows;
Monday to Sunday. Rakunan,Ritsumei,Kyodai, and Enshin
Enshin is especially nasty as can be seen from the body shapes left in the wooden walls.
As Nick is vegetarian we have told him what great tofu they have , so it could be tofu for breakfast,lunch,and dinner.yum yum !
Hope he doesn't find a Japanese girl  friend as she could be in trouble.
On catching Japanese girl friends he was given the following advice ;
look helpless and lost [this should be easy.]
stand under a big clock and ask some pretty girl what the time is
become an english teacher.
Mummeeee help!

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